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Which apparently, I might add... wasn't at... "I might kill another human being"..."Andrew Caswell, 29, of Jamestown Terrace, had apparently struck the deer on Hincher Road and was driving it to Unity Hospital for treatment, said Greece Police Capt. Steve Chatterton."
halls of macadamia | more | posted December 22nd, 2011

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It's just so much fun to sit around and make fun of those crazy-ass EOTWAWKI™ survivalists... right? • "The Strategic National Stockpile got its start back in 1999... since then, even though the details aren't public, it's clear that it has amassed an incredible array of countermeasures against possible security threats.""Greg Burel, director of the SNS program says, 'We currently v
halls of macadamia | more | posted 1 day ago
Grandiose Eco-Promises from the failed state that can't even guarantee citizens won't be savagely beheaded by one of its ubiquitous drug cartels...Mexico will announce that 50 per cent of their electricity will come from clean power sources by 2025 at the Three Amigos summit in Ottawa this week.The sad truth is, lawless, anarchic Mexico can't predict what will be happening 9 minutes from now...
halls of macadamia | more | posted 1 day ago
...is to pretend that you can't "smell the crazy" wafting out of the dressing room..."The most sobering part of the story isn’t the reaction anti-Semitism receives back in the West Bank: At the end of his 43-minute speech, Abbas received a standing ovation from the audience of European representatives."And this paranoid rant is by no means an anomaly... just try reading the Palestinian Pres
halls of macadamia | more | posted 1 day ago
...the politicians have declared Toronto a "nuclear weapons-free zone"...Police say a woman was slashed twice in the face in an unprovoked attack in the Danforth and Pape area when a man approached her and began to yell. Police say a verbal altercation took place between the two, and then the man pulled out a knife and slashed her twice in the face. Police describe him as black and wearing a b
halls of macadamia | more | posted 2 days ago
...all about the songs..."Meanwhile, another private member’s bill — one that could have a real, tangible effect on the lives on Canadians now and in the future — was quietly voted down by the Liberals in the House of Commons this week.""Right after the Liberal caucus banded together to vehemently defend a bill about a song that will have zero tangible impact on the lives of everyday Cana
halls of macadamia | more | posted 2 days ago
...on the subway... just think of him as an artiste...Performance artist Milo Moiré wears a trapezoidal skirt made up of mirrored surfaces and invites passers-by to reach into a rectangular opening at the front to touch her vagina.Sweet baby jebus.
halls of macadamia | more | posted 4 days ago
...pantsuit on fire...In a speech at George Washington University in March 2008, the now-presumptive Democratic presidential nominee said that, when she arrived in Bosnia on March 25, 1996, “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”But,
halls of macadamia | more | posted 4 days ago
And while we're at it, where do Sears and Canadian Tire get all those extremely attractive, ambiguously bi-racial folk they throw together in their ads to represent the typical contemporary "Canadian family... cos they're sure not living anywhere around here.More to the point, how are they all so ridiculously & uniformly enthused about kitchen gadgets and camping equipment?And then, there's th
halls of macadamia | more | posted 5 days ago
..."Will of Allah"...A pregnant woman and her husband in Pakistan were tortured and murdered by relatives who disapproved of their marriage, an incident that is part of what is becoming a growing trend in the south Asian nation.The killing is the latest in a series of similar attacks. The Hindustan Times notes that another pregnant woman, Muqaddas Bibi, was found with her throat slashed in Gujra
halls of macadamia | more | posted 5 days ago
Travel back with me to a simpler time when every single dope who ever drooled between two lips wasn't super-duper extra special..."Six months after the Pentagon ordered all combat jobs open to women, seven female Marines are either serving in those posts or waiting to serve. Nearly 86 percent of the women failed the (qualifying) tests, compared with less than 3 percent of the men."This is life
halls of macadamia | more | posted 6 days ago
"Blaming guns for the Islamist murder of 49 people in the Orlando gay club, is like saying that Zyklon B gas was the cause of the Holocaust..."Simple. Straight. Succinct.Of course, not everyone agrees..."President Barack Obama’s loyal Attorney General is struggling to help the president’s see-no-Islam narrative survive the massacre at the Pulse gay nightclub."No surprise there, I guess..
halls of macadamia | more | posted 6 days ago
...as "protection money"..."I don't have work, I'll be outside chillin' in the hood and stuff but that's not gonna get me far. It'd get me in trouble... I don't need none of that stuff near my family."Translation... "Gimme a job... or bodies be droppin'.Hey Canada... ever wonder why your taxes keep heading for the stratosphere?The federal government, which already funds 6200 summer j
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 21st
...wait a minute..."Citing the same need for privacy, the Liberal government will also not reveal the shipment in question, only referring to the product as a “military item” – and won’t disclose the specific value of the contract."But, but, but... this is Canada... we're a nation of "Peacekeepers."Well, not exactly..."Canada has soared in global rankings to become the second biggest
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 20th
You mean the philanderer, the bigamist... the man who abandoned his mistress and mixed race child and fled back to Kenya?Sounds more like a nightmare to me...In 2013, the Schomburg Center invited President Obama to see the newly discovered documents, which included nearly two dozen of his father’s letters... nearly three years later, as Mr. Obama celebrates his last Father’s Day in the White H
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 20th
We've got snacks... we've got axes... the only thing missing is booze..."In recent months, a safety specialist was brought in to inspect Backyard Axe-Throwing League locations as part of the application to the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario.""The AGCO didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment."I just have to know where you get a "Battleaxe Safety Specialist."Meanwhile
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 18th
...at gay Orlando nightclub..."A motive has yet to be established in the Florida attack by Omar Mateen, a 29-year-old son of Afghan immigrants."Yes, Virginia... this is truly a mystery. No wonder people are abandoning mainstream media and turning to the internet for all their news needs.In addition, instead of actually tripping over an answer that might involve some mysterious, unspecified reli
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 17th
Ready for a mind-blowing statistic?In 2014, you were six times more likely to be murdered with a knife than you were with a rifle. Knives were the weapon of choice in 1,567 murders in 2014, according to the FBI. It gets crazier. You were also nearly three times more likely to be killed by someone’s fists or feet than you were to be murdered with a rifle. In 2014, 660 people were murdered with wh
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 17th
Hey, Chicken Lady... I'm thinkin' maybe you wanna look up the word "analogy" in the dictionary...Yeah, Ingrid... I guess it's really tough being president of a "Big Picture" organisation.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 17th
The Canadian Senate, in terms anyone can understand, is your toddler in the back of the Minivan yelling out that you should "turn here, Daddy!!!"...Justin just put in his earbuds and turned up the volume. So much for sober second thought.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 16th
Just a dainty little ballerina... trapped in a palooka's body...It remains to be seen if the latest fight, which left an opponent so severely injured, will affect the rules of MMA fighting. But for now, Fox remains classified as a female fighter – and ready to fight, with the advantage of being born a man.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 15th
One • you need two thousand dollars... Two •• you have to be a qualified (as in trained) owner of a "restricted" firearms certificate which is not issued without extensive vetting by the RCMP... Three ••• you may only possess 5 round magazines... Four •••• you may only shoot this rifle on a "certified" range at a legal gun club... Five ••••• you may only sell said
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 14th
...build special aboriginal prisons and bring in 50,000 Muslim refugees from halfway round the world... there just isn't any money left for WWII vets...The son of a decorated 94-year-old war veteran says he’s shocked after receiving word Monday afternoon that Petter Blindheim has been rejected once again in his bid to stay in one of 13 beds available at the federally funded Camp Hill Veteran’
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 14th
..."Will of Allah"...A man who claimed allegiance to the Islamic State group stabbed French police commander Jean-Baptiste Salvaing, 42, and his 35-year-old companion, Jessica Schneider, to death on Monday night before he was killed in a dramatic police operation. The attacker also took the couple’s 3-year-old son hostage.A news agency linked to the group said the attack had been carried out b
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 14th
Looking to replace your plummeting investments in solar panels and gluten-free breakfast cereal? • Shares of major gunmakers rallied in trading on Monday, one day after the deadliest mass shooting in US history.Smith & Wesson shares jumped by as much as 11%, while Sturm, Ruger & Company shares rallied 8% •.It took the Orlando police service four hours to enter and clear this building. One cit
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 13th
...in iron cages, throwing homosexuals to their death off tall buildings, lopping bits off womens genitals...Sounds like more than a playground scuffle to me.**********RELATED: Magical thinking will not keep you safe...A mosque in Toronto is creating a name for itself for welcoming the LGBT community, as well as to people of all faiths. Founder El-Farouk Khaki said it was important for him and h
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 11th
...just blame Stephen Harper... I mean, the Liberals used that one to crown a millionaire trust fund baby/political novice with less actual life experience than your average Pizza-Pizza franchisee..."City officials were reluctant to link the sinkhole to light rail tunnel construction happening two-dozen metres below..."Extra points for mentioning Rob Ford. Go on, you know you want to.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 10th
...right, Justin?Canada’s top court rules all non-penetrative sex acts involving animals are legal.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 9th
Everything they touch turns to, well... you know..."The Ontario Liberals have been forced to abandon a fund of more than $40 million that failed to stem the loss of nurses in the province after spending 10 times more on expenses than on saving jobs."
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 9th
Abolish the Canadian Senate.... do it now...OTTAWA — Former Liberal senator Rod Zimmer died Tuesday at the age of 73, but his pension lives on. Zimmer’s controversial wife, Maygan Sensenberger, will collect $19,700 a year for the rest of her life, according to the Canadian Taxpayers Federation. Considering she’s only 27, that could mean millions to Canadian taxpayers.Of course, there's mo
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 8th
...the government has absolutely no compunction about funding the killing of perfectly healthy people in utero...One of the key plaintiffs in the court battle for physician-assisted death is celebrating the historic decision coming into effect, but calls the federal government’s handling of the new law a betrayal.Lee Carter said the Liberal government has crafted a bill so restrictive it would h
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 7th
...somebody said something "disrespectful"... you'd whip out your illegal "Saturday Night Special" and blow him right out of his Air Jordans...Yeah, me neither.Thank goodness the politicians have a solution handy.City Hall is pondering a gun amnesty and local gangsters must be itching to trade their Glocks for grocery coupons.Or, call me wacky... we could get the police to turn up the heat on
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 7th
I'm starting to get where Bill Clinton's "bimbo eruptions" must've come from..."I witnessed her obscenity-laced tirades, her shifting of blame, how she berated Vince Foster until he could stand no more, how minor incidents involving blue gloves and botched invitations sent her into a tizzy.It was like watching Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny obsessing about a quart of missing strawberrie
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 6th
...the "social justice warriors" are always going on about...Already, insurance rates in Brampton are the highest in the GTA. I discovered this when I moved to the city and had to buy car insurance. An insurance agent told me this was because of the high rates of crashes and fraudulent claims in Brampton.Hmmm... that's quite a striking statement. Will the Globe & Mail be checking their "white
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 6th
So, if you're a teenager trapped in an aging male body..."It was a fantasy of course: an infantile joke that was the product of a red-wine haze. Except, it wasn’t. Because in 2016 the ball lift, aka a Scrotal Uplift aka a Scrotoplasty, is a bona fide thing. Seriously."**********RELATED: Jamaharon, baby...Is that a horga'hn in your pocket... or are you just glad to see me?
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 3rd
...that has hosted multiple homicides... watch them go all "Lemony Snickets" on it's ass...“A series of unfortunate events have taken place in and around that address. I wish we could have had a resolution sooner.”Unfortunate events? Really? Say, Councillors... you're not soft pedaling here because it's an ethnic hangout, are you? 'Cos, that'd be sorta (reverse) racist..The establish
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 3rd
...Hunter Tootoo should be deprived of his drivers license... not his membership in the Sunny Ways Party...With Tootoo & his fellow "Honourable Members" refusing to provide a coherent reason for his being turfed from caucus, we're all free to speculate wildly about his actual offence.
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 3rd
...unless you're a "professional" journalist...It goes without saying, (especially when dealing with protected groups like aboriginals) one must never use an unambiguous term like "murdered" when you can dance around actual facts.Six Nations Police said Wednesday night the three men surrendered shortly after officials learned a 16-year-old boy had succumbed to injuries he suffered earlier in
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 2nd
..typing fingers you lose for transgressing...
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 1st
No incentives "not to lie."Provincial and Federal political candidates undergo extensive questioning & screening before being allowed to run. Cabinet Ministers go under a microscope. So, in order to get where they were, these folks either lied extensively... or the Party gave them a pass. And if you're caught out, there's no penalty... in fact, unless you have conservative leanings, you'r
halls of macadamia | more | posted June 1st
Ontario's financial accountability officer says the Liberal government is telling ministries to block information he needs to asses their budget forecasts and program costs.Progressive Conservative finance critic Vic Fedeli says it seems the only time the public can get the real information from the Liberal government is through a cabinet leak or an OPP criminal investigation.
halls of macadamia | more | posted May 31st



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