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Which apparently, I might add... wasn't at... "I might kill another human being"..."Andrew Caswell, 29, of Jamestown Terrace, had apparently struck the deer on Hincher Road and was driving it to Unity Hospital for treatment, said Greece Police Capt. Steve Chatterton."
halls of macadamia | more | posted December 22nd, 2011

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...wait a minute...Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve on Tuesday told lawmakers that he had requested five French citizens be stripped of their nationalities over the 2003 Casablanca bombings that left dozens dead.Perhaps the PM isn't the only person who's worried about these guys.**********RELATED: Don't be fooled......these guys are coming for us..."In one case, a middleman said it was ess
halls of macadamia | more | posted 10 hours ago
Just something to think about while you're sitting stalled in traffic this winter...The provincial auditor reported in April that the Liberal government did save money on winter road maintenance over the last five years, but at a cost that included taking twice as long to clear highways of snow or ice than it did previously.Prior to the contract changes in 2009, Ontario’s most travelled highway
halls of macadamia | more | posted 14 hours ago
Real world experience beats pie in the sky theory every time.
halls of macadamia | more | posted 1 day ago
In a similar vein... I keep telling the Toronto activist group, "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid" they should really take a bus tour of the Arab Middle East, but so far, inexplicably, no one seems to be that enthusiastic.
halls of macadamia | more | posted 1 day ago
"ah, yes... i understand the phrase "perfect, unaccented English" is the secret conservative code words for the military to begin rounding up all "non-old stock canadians", tattooing barcodes on their foreheads and sending them to the secret cia prison on baffin island where they will be turned into "soylent green"""you caught us, global news."AND...On one hand, Harper’s done a great j
halls of macadamia | more | posted 2 days ago
The next time some banger tries to light you up... try calling a social worker..."I don't think police officers are going to engage potential gang members the way they did before Gray," said Michael Greenberger, a law professor at the University of Maryland.This is Canada and you are free to identify with the good guys or the bad guys.But remember... there are consequences.**********RELATED: I
halls of macadamia | more | posted 2 days ago
Hey Dan, just a thought... you know what might be even better than that...Not to put poison in your veins several times a day..."The best thing would be to have Narcan," said Dan Bigg, the group's director.That's like saying the answer to rampant alcoholism is having a fridge full of donor livers. And where is Obama's buddy Rahm Emmanuel? I thought he was gonna save Chicago... from thugs li
halls of macadamia | more | posted 2 days ago
...in his magnum opus, "A Matter of Survival" warned the nation... "There are too many of us; we consume too much; we pollute too much..."I guess he wasn't thinking about his own five children.Similarly, when Professor SaintZuki lectures the hoi-polloi about their egregious carbon footprint, he likewise exempts his own extensive real estate portfolio.Suzuki, who's made a name for himself fig
halls of macadamia | more | posted 3 days ago
If you vacation in Mexico... you're part of the problem...It’s clear as glass by the end that Mexico is no more prepared to emerge from its quagmire of crookedness, crime, armed conflict and poverty than it was when I was a kid. Yet somehow, despite it all, the enormous tourism industry is still flourishing.Who cares, huh? As long as the cerveza flows and the sun keeps shining.You can still go
halls of macadamia | more | posted 3 days ago
Where being rude to one obscenely rich man's fetus is a much bigger story than killing a million others annually in job lots. Yeah, I don't get it either.
halls of macadamia | more | posted 5 days ago
...chainsaws clearcut forests.Remember... it's only what's in your hand... not what's in your heart or head..."Good, because you’re a Christian, you are going to see God in just about one second."And then he shot and killed them.But this isn't actually about facts, is it..."All he ever did was put everybody before himself. He wanted everyone to be happy. No matter if he was sad or mad, he
halls of macadamia | more | posted 6 days ago
"So what can you do to help? Use the hashtag #FreeTheBacon and tweet out a picture of your genitals immediately... What? What, we can't...?" Bacon continued before being cut off and discouraged by a voice offscreen. "I'm being told that you should not do that. Really? Really? See, this is the problem, this is the problem right here!"This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on t
halls of macadamia | more | posted 6 days ago
...like that xenophobic Stephen Harp...wait a minute...Can Canada be anti-immigrant while setting new records in immigration? Last year Canada led the G7 in population growth, and 60% of it was from immigration.Hmmm... what we need here is an expensive, complicated solution to a non-existent problem...Yet another Justin brainwave.
halls of macadamia | more | posted October 1st
...inevitably, some less capable members of the herd are gonna fall by the wayside. Or, as CTV would have you believe... "Merciless Calgary killer stalking weak-willed, ill spoken dumbasses"... "At first, I didn't like it; I'd get sick," he told CTV Calgary. "I kind of just did it because it was always around. Eventually, I got over the sickness of it, and that's when it started to becom
halls of macadamia | more | posted October 1st
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halls of macadamia | more | posted October 1st
"I want this to be a seasonal job. Go plow snow in the winter and fight ISIS in the summer."
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 30th
...the Conservatives should lease a bus and send Justin on a cross-country tour...“And I’ll give you the quote so that you guys can jot it down and put it in an attack ad somewhere that the Liberal party believes that terrorists should get to keep their Canadian citizenship. Because I do. And I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that.”Frankly, I'm a little surprised that the L
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 29th
...or any other Canadian news outlet..."And now for today’s least shocking statistic: Just four in 10 Americans say they have a 'great deal' or a 'fair amount' of trust in the media to report the news fairly and accurately, according to new data from Gallup. That matches historic lows the media also “achieved” in 2012 and 2014."I stopped watching the so-called television "news" a yea
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 29th
...he'll be living in a cave in Tora-Bora...“This is a political game being played on the backs of all Canadians who have different origins than old-stock Canadians and I am going to stand up against it.”Sorry, Tommy... this isn't about "origins" at all. There are plenty of law-abiding immigrants in this country. Far from affecting groups of people, Bill C24 might apply to 30 of Canada'
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 28th
You lie this much... you think you'd be better at it..."She used a personal email server, she said, because her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had set it up in their house after leaving office."So what does Monica Lewinsky's old boyfriend have to say?The former president, who does regularly use Twitter, has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, both as president, sa
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 27th
If you have really pretty graphics, who cares if the stupid words are spilled prauperly? And don't worry... if you fail J-School, you can always get a Bachelor of Sexual Diversity.
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 26th
...the Bell Manufacturing Company used to say... "If you've got a ten dollar head, wear a ten dollar helmet." You don't actually have to kiss asphalt at highway speed to appreciate the wisdom of that slogan.Similarly, you can vote for Justin Trudeau... if you want Zakaria Amara to remain in Canada. The Liberal Party is the ten dollar helmet of Canadian politics. And that's just one more re
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 26th
Because what Canada really needs right now is more elderly, non-English speaking immigrants.This fits in perfectly with Justin's five year plan to spend his way out of recession. And it doesn't end here. In yet another sop to immigrant communities...Trudeau said a Liberal government would also repeal the elements of Bill C-24 that give the government the right to strip citizenship from dual na
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 25th
...Hannibal Lector collected "church collapses."The crush happened at Mina, which is the location for a key ritual - symbolically stoning the devil by throwing pebbles against three pillars.Apparently, the Devil decided to fight back."People were chanting Allah's name while others were crying, including children and infants. People fell on the ground seeking help but there was no-one to give t
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 24th
...and he's not a Conservative... so look for this story to disappear after today's news cycle...Olivier recorded his telephone conversations with Lougheed, whom he describes as "a Liberal king maker" and with Wynne's deputy chief of staff, Pat Sorbara, in which he said he was asked if he wanted a job or an appointment.Gerry Lougheed, a prominent Sudbury Liberal, has been charged with one cou
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 24th
...on the subway platform at Yonge & Bloor, remember which federal party leaders were in favour of unrestricted mass immigration of demonstrably false "refugees"...Hint: it's the same two guys who lobbied for the return of Omar Khadr."The refugees report that a forged Syrian passport can be bought on the Turkish border for as little as $200. A reporter for the Daily Mail bought a Syrian passp
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 23rd
...obviously, I blame Mike Harris.Not your typical Jane & Finch "spray & pray"... in editorial suites across Toronto, you can hear the hopeful whispers... "don't be black, don't be black"...CP24:"Detailed information on potential suspects has not yet been released but investigators say they are working on releasing surveillance camera images captured from inside the restaurant."Toronto Red
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 22nd
How about Bigorexia?Bruce Jenner used surgery and chemicals to turn himself into a facsimile of a woman. He based his decision not on any measurable scientific metric... but a (and let's give him the benefit of the doubt) sincere belief that he is not actually a man. He has since been lauded by some as "courageous" and held up as a heroic figure.It is THIS PERCEPTION, THIS BELIEF, that drives
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 22nd
...is a class action lawsuit against the people who sell such a dangerous, unstable product...Too many malcontents... not enough adult supervision.**********RELATED: Burn Unit, my ass......a little sweat lodge, some healing herbs and he'll be as good as new.
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 21st
...like wearing special clothing or whacking off hands for petty thievery...Rampant sexual abuse of children has long been a problem in Afghanistan, particularly among armed commanders who dominate much of the rural landscape and can bully the population. The practice is called bacha bazi, literally “boy play,” and American soldiers and Marines have been instructed not to intervene — in some
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 21st
...a black wheelchair-bound transsexual who had recently converted to Islam.This man seems to be eminently qualified for the job. Too bad the mindless media narrative will be forever focussed on what he does with his penis.
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 19th
Come for the history... stay for the drippy, burning genitals..."There were almost 35,000 cases of gonorrhoea reported in England last year - it is the second most common bacterial sexually transmitted infection in the UK after chlamydia. The majority of cases affect people under the age of 25."From Stonehenge to 'stoned binge'... the all too predictable consequences of throwing out all the ru
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 18th
...the roundup, barcoding and forced exile of homo & transsexual individuals to that gulag on Baffin Island...In the October issue of Harper's Magazine Heather Mallick​ ​examines the career of Stephen Harper, who some have called, “a replicant of the Blade Runner variety.” The evidence is certainly convincing: “he speaks in a monotone, he’s impossibly rigid, and he seems unable to und
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 17th
"Religion of, well... Not In My Backyard."If their neighbours, who have commonality of language, religion & social cusoms, aren't extending a helping hand... shouldn't that raise a few red flags?
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 16th
...you're choosing what sort of society you want to live in...I myself, look forward to hordes of kilted, blue painted, half naked wannabe Celts rediscovering their heritage at the next round of Canadian citizenship ceremonies.
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 15th
Remember how Justin was gonna deal with that horrible budget deficit by ramping up spending? Well, here's some good news...Ottawa posted a $1.9-billion surplus, bringing the books back into the black a year earlier than expected. A shortfall of $2 billion had been forecast.Well, no matter... turns out Justin has exactly the same plan for a budget surplus. I guess that explains his belief that
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 14th
Theoretically, for about 10 thousand dollars (and probably a lot less in places), you could hijack just about any riding in Canada.And if you can't buy a seat at the table, maybe you can just take it.Ahhhhh, man... F#ck it all, let's get high.
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 11th
...if his Director of Communications had told the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia to go f#ck himself?I suspect not.Apparently crapping on Catholicism is no biggie at Dipper HQ.Said Mr Mulcair... "He's made a mistake and he has apologized for it. For me, that's enough."Here's a thought... if Tommy actually got himself elected PM, would he bring pottymouth Shawn Dearn on a visit to the Vatican?****
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 10th
“A large percentage of small businesses are actually just ways for wealthier Canadians to save on their taxes,” he said. “We want to reward the people who are actually creating jobs, and contributing in concrete ways. So there’s a little tweaking to do around that.”Was it some other Justin Trudeau who leveraged his position as an MP to gouge huge speaking fees from Canadian charities?Tru
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 9th
Let's just call it "enhancing the coverage"...In videos and images posted online by multiple videographers and photojournalists, Laszlo can be seen making sideways karate-style kicks into the knees of two people • a young man and a pony-tailed teenage girl • as they ran past her. Both stumbled but neither fell as Laszlo continued filming.It gets better...She also was seen filming a running
halls of macadamia | more | posted September 9th

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