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Edmund Onward James





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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Hopefully the economy improves for this American Reply with quote

The following was emailed to me by a concerned citizen about this American.

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1 /4 'ouncer'.

Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $ 1 .5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, our shrinking 401k Plans and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Life line and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
strong conservative





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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the sad part is that only 64% of Americans are working and contributing to the economy... such is socialism.
Edmund Onward James





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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

William Gairdner said 1/3 work for the public, 1/3 for the government, and 1/3 receive some sort of assistance, something like that.
Hasdrubal





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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the overpriced medical care down there abortionists will have to push for Obama care if they want to stay in business. This could very well be a new baby boom generation in America. :lol: Provided they don't starve.
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