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Edmund Onward James

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:28 pm    Post subject: bin Laden drink... Reply with quote

This happened.

My bookstore owner friend, big Al, went to a local bar across the street and asked the bartender for a bin Laden.

She asked, "What's that?"

He said, "Two shots and a splash."

The whole place laughed and his drink, double scotch and water, was on the house. But I suppose it could be any mix. Arabs, especially devout Muslims, do not drink. So this will irritate the Islamists. Big Al said it hit him on the spot because he was in a mood for a double. I checked Google and there's a joke. Maybe the joke was from him since I posted this on three forums. Or maybe he heard it or read it somewhere and tried it at his bar. Regardless... Good timing.

Which reminded me of a joke.

A cherubic looking Irish man sat by the window on the plane and an Arab with a headdress and garb sat beside him.

The stewardess asked if the Irish fellow care or a drink.

"I'll have double Irish whiskey."

Then she asked the Arab and he snarled back with, "Before I put alcohol to my lips I would rather have seven harlots ravishing my clean body!!!"

The glowing Irish man handed back the drink and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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