[Hasdrubal]

For decades, I have been reading and watching our Canadian neighbors criticize almost everything we do here in America. Even when we do things their way, it is not enough and they find fault somehow. It has always struck me as somehow odd that they insist on helping us run our affairs while if the reverse were to happen, it would be "interference" or an infraction of their soverignty.

I think it is time we start paying attention to our friendly neighbors to the north. Robin Williams has come up with a plan that would allow us to be sensitive to the demands of outsiders who feel they should be able to dictate our actions. I think it merits some consideration. Is is as follows:


THE PLAN
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams...... and leave it to him to come up with
the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand
up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' Plan:

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present.&nbs p; You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole
boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France or Canada will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab dr ivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides mos t of what we give them is! stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

http://www.unitednorthamerica......html#67036

[Mac]

http://www.snopes.com/politics.....lliams.asp

The only part of this letter that came from Robin Williams is this:

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